Hijacked Idol

I'll admit to watching "American Idol" from time to time. I miss it on occasion but there's really not that much on opposite it.

One fan of the show has decided to make it a bit more interesting. He's launched a website called VoteFortheWorst.com that attempts to elevate the worst singer in the competition to the title of American Idol. He feels it's rigged so only those the producers feel are commercial advance to the finals. VoteFortheWorst had initially supported the nasally Mikalah Gordon until even she was too annoying to keep. Then they were behind the porcine Scott Savol until he was jettisoned last week.

Not to say it hasn't been moderately successful, though. Savol outlasted the far more popular faux-rocker Constantine Maroulis and Mikalah did last a few weeks.

They're calling for people of conscience to vote for Anthony Federov and his tracheotomy scar this week. I will...as long as he doesn't violate my one rule. He can't indicate the telephone number to call with his fingers to the audience. I mean, c'mon...how cheesy is that, man?